HELEN CAMPBELL AND JOHNNY MCDOUGALL

 
Johnny McDougall was a mighty fine Scot 
With his tartan kilt he was very easy to spot
He was born and raised in Glasgow way 
This is a wee story about his wedding day

Johnny asked Helen Campbell to be his bride
"Of course I will Johnny" is what Helen replied
The wedding went well so many smiles around 
They both left discreetly without making a sound 

At the hotel that night they got ready for bed
Off came their clothes that's when Helen said
"I love your kilt Johnny and your sporron" 
Don't be angry dear but I actually love Warren 

Who is Warren I am sure I hear you say 
He was actually the best man on their wedding day