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SHAKE THAT BOTTLE

Shake that bottle and shake it well
The contents won't come out as far as I can tell
By far brown sauce and ketchup is the worse
Putting it on your breakfast is a curse

Salad cream is something that needs shaking too
Sometimes it feels like a form of glueĀ 
Squeezy bottles are the answer my dear friendĀ 
Those glass bottles can drive you round the bendĀ 

So for your daily exercise shake that bottle
When it eventually comes it will arrive full throttle
Then your meal will be considered a waste
Just remember condiments are a matter of taste

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Jill Tait

Haha very true shake shake shake ???

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Marion

Lol...more sauce than chips?? I get it ??

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Audrey youde

Reminds me of a certain person when it arrives it arrives full throttle. Great words x

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