ONE SIZE FITS ALL

One size fits all that's what it said 
I tried them on and shook my head  
The advertisement was a blatant lie  
They didn't fit me and I let out a sigh  

A sales assistant then I tried to find  
Must not get angry and speak my mind 
To him I said these don't fit as you can plainly see 
The sales assistant laughed but did agree 

He called his supervisor who duly said 
"I'm sorry sir the sign you have misread" 
One size fits all ages three to four 
I was so embarrassed that's for sure