Humourous

And feel energized after
light exercise doth spawn
an mental impasse,
where endeavor...

MPs now masochistic gits
Whom rather enjoy being whipped.
Mass debating over Brexit
...

It's sad these days how some people persist, wrapped in there phones like life doesn't exist.
...

The grand piano stood in the grand dining room
Cared for and looked after like a new born from a...

Humpty Trumpty wanted to construct a great wall
However Humpty would be heading for a major fall...

His old flat cap and trusty spade,
He knew that he’d been blessed
For some poor souls had...

I didn't get much schooling so I can't read or write.
Many people don't understand my situation and...

Let me tell you about my friend Rolf
He is very competitive at the game of golf
One day he...

I asked my girlfriend what she wants for Christmas
And she said all she wants for Christmas is me...

My annual Xmas shopping?

Two dozen bags later
I trudge wearily through the mall
This...

Molly & her Mam

Molly & her mother
They are not alike
Molly always drives a...

Cuckoo land ?

If you go to Cuckoo land
You won’t know you’ve been there
Could get up...

'Ello gorgeous...I know you're out there,
Scanning my latest scrawl,
Been ages since I've...

Stage fright I've always had
So I was delusional with this plan
Decided to do a runway show...

That is why I said; people have coping mechanisms
Works through double acts, double meanings, you...

I opened the kitchen cupboard
The one just below the sink,
And what I saw before me
...

I PASSED BY THE MIRROR TODAY
AND WHAT DID I SEE
SOME LITTLE OLD LADY
STARING BACK AT...