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HUMPTY TRUMPTY

HUMPTY TRUMPTY

Humpty Trumpty wanted to construct a great wallĀ 
However Humpty would be heading for a major fall
For all the President's horses and all the President's menĀ 
Couldn't put poor Humpty together againĀ 

Just a few minor adjustments to this old English taleĀ 
Humpty Dumpty has now been replaced by a bigoted maleĀ 
The kings horses and the kings men have also been replaced
I have kept the last line the same for a matter of good taste

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sparrowsong

Hello Kieran...

Maybe, you should take a trip here and come face to face with the people you're trying to protect...

Bring your wife and children too...

I'm sure they'll show you a real good time...

For a good taste I will have something real sweet...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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