Humourous

Nervous whiskers peered through the crack
Between the oven and kitchen wall
The coast seemed...

Now I lay me down to sleep
My insane thoughts have gone too deep
I opened my mouth to often...

She has the all the experience she will ever need as a two-year old and with one day of School behind her...

Can somebody help me
Please help anyone
I am looking for my Meghan
And I don't know...

I made a cool invention
Because I wanted to go really fast
It had always been my intention...

In life there are many things that you shouldn’t do,
Like hug a wild bear or box a kangaroo,
...

I know a secret and I'll share it with you,
it is the answer to that age old question,
how do...

I named her Carrie because she was a car,
I bought it from a man called ray,
only a few years...

Stace complains about gav's dick,
says there's not much she can do with it,
pulls it up and...

It was raining and dusk was setting in,
she was sat in the restaurant doorway
on an old...

My neighbor accused me when his truck was stolen.
He broke my jaw two months ago and it's still...

When I ordered Welsh Rabbit, a rabbit wasn't included.
The restaurant ripped me off, that was what I...

My mate likes to smoke cannabis ,
he comes round mine and rolls it on my table,
the same old...

HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY
There was a leprechaun called Tim
Who was incredibly thin
When...

I'm the human version of the Energizer Bunny.
People laugh at me but I don't think it's funny....

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echoes from Eagles
miraculous winter courtship
sojourner's...