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A Rabbit Wasn't Included

A Rabbit Wasn't Included

When I ordered Welsh Rabbit, a rabbit wasn't included.
The restaurant ripped me off, that was what I concluded.
All that I was served was some cheese on toast.
I soon learned that the chef wasn't a nice host.
I wanted a rabbit and that was what I demanded.
He threw me out the door because he said I needed to be reprimanded.
I was upset at that chef so I decided to enter his restaurant again.
When he was through, I thought they'd have to call my next of kin.
He burned my butt with his stove and hit my head with a frying pan.
I soon learned that when that chef gets riled, he's a dangerous man.
If you order Welsh Rabbit at his restaurant and ask for a rabbit, he will say no.
And for your own safety you should leave his restaurant peacefully, just let it go.

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Kate

Ha, this is great! Whenever I would see this printed on a menu as a child, a keeper of two rabbits at the time, I was mortified. Until I asked my parents why rabbits would be on a menu and why they had to be welsh anyway. Lol. A good read, I really enjoyed this.
Kate x

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