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Pink Rabbit

Pink Rabbit

I'm the human version of the Energizer Bunny.
People laugh at me but I don't think it's funny.
I put on this rabbit costume and the zipper broke.
I'm stuck in this rabbit costume and that is no joke.
I'm trapped in this costume that is pink.
I've been trapped for three years and I sure do stink.
When I ask people for food, they give me carrots.
I hate being a vegetarian, I can no longer bear it.
I must get out of this costume and I have a damn good reason.
Hunters have rifles and tomorrow is the start of rabbit season.
I'm sick and tired of being a laughing stock to humanity.
Please get me out of this costume before I lose my sanity.

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Dean Kuch

Hahaha...
Kind'a like poor Ralphie in a Christmas Story, right, Randy? Wasn't he the older boy in the story whose aunt sent him a pink rabbit suit for Christmas–the one who also wanted a Red Ryder BB Gun?
One of the most iconic themes from the movie A Christmas Story is, of course, Ralphie's “official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.”
Well that,
and the giant pink bunny suit, heh-heh.
~Dean Kuch  :)

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