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You Should Never Drink Prosecco On A Trampoline

You Should Never Drink Prosecco On A Trampoline

In life there are many things that you shouldn’t do,
Like hug a wild bear or box a kangaroo,
But mainly the worst and probably most obscene,
You should never drink prosecco on a trampoline.

I went to a party of pointy nosed people,
With a champagne tower as high as a steeple,
Everyone was dancing and having much fun,
But little did they know that the fun had just begun.

For a lady called Pauline had drunk too many glasses,
And decided she would limbo with the lower middle classes,
After topping up her prosecco by a waiter called Eugine,
She then drew her attention to the kiddies’ trampoline.

Now it’s been a long time since Pauline did gymnastics,
But after a few more bubbles she became quite enthusiastic.
So she bounded and she leaped with glass in hand,
And bounced through the sky, which was rather unplanned.

At this point I should tell you that Pauline is rather large,
And has a bigger behind than Nicki Minaj,
Her landing was unfortunate, of that we’d all agree,
As she landed on the face of the vicar drinking tea.

The host of the party was understandably devastated,
Considering he threw a party where a priest was suffocated.
So if you throw a party, don’t make it too extreme,
And don’t you ever drink prosecco on a trampoline.
 

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Syd

Ha ha brilliant!

- Syd 

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Lucy Parsons

Hi Syd!!! Thank you! Xxxx ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Sparrowsong

Hello Lucy...

😂😂😂😂😂

Great fun write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Lucy Parsons

Hey Birdie!! Thank you!! Glad you enjoyed it! Xxxxx❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Dean Kuch

All Champagne is sparkling wine but not all sparkling wines are Champagne.

Since Champagne is aged longer on the yeast particles (called lees), it will often have a cheese rind like flavor that in finer examples comes across as toasty or biscuit-like. Since the wines are aged in bottles under high pressure the bubble finesse is fine, persistent and sharp. Vintage-dated Champagnes often have almond-like flavors along with orange-zest and white cherry.
Prosecco tends to have more present fruit and flower aromas which are a product of the grape. Because the wines are aged in large tanks with less pressure Prosecco bubbles are lighter, frothy and spritzy with less persistence. Finer Prosecco wines often exhibit notes of tropical fruits, banana cream, hazelnut, vanilla and honeycomb.

Anyhow, enough with the wine tasting lesson, heh-heh.
This was absolutely hilarious, Lucy.
Thank you for the belly laugh. I sure needed it!
~Dean 🤣😂
 

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Lucy Parsons

Hey Dean! Thanks for the wine lesson lol 😂😂😂 Glad it made you laugh xxxx ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Dean Kuch

It sure did and I'm grateful for it!
Great stuff, Lucy...  ;)

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Tina

Ahahaha    😂😂  ahahahaha 😂😂😂😂   OMG, hilarious, absolutely hilarious. Oh, I had such a good laugh reading this...it's wonderful, Lucy absolutely wonderful. Pinned, dear friend. It's just brilliant...love, love, love, love it. I can sooo picture it.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Brilliant ❤

Tina x

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Lucy Parsons

Thank you 🙏🏻 Tina!!!! 😂😂😂😂 xxxxx we shall meet up soon once I get back from training 😴 xxxxxxx ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Tina

Definitely!   Hope the training is going well and not being too boring  ❤ x

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Wayne Stubbs

👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏 that's made me have a right chuckle to myself 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏 excellent humour Lucy 😊

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Lucy Parsons

Hey Wayne!! 😂😂😂😂 glad it made you laugh!! Thank you xxxx ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Gerard McGowan

Very funny, I thought it was going to go another way, I drank to much prosecco before, its not great on the stomach, If you know what I mean, great poem Lucy. 

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Lucy Parsons

Thank you Gerard! Xxxx ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Cherie Sumner

Lolololol...and more lolololol....Where do you come up with these humorous poems?  I love the line about her butt being bigger than Nicky Minaj's.....lol  I could just see the scene going down as I read and it was hilarious....This is why I do not drink...I cannot stand being out of control and I just KNOW I would do something so stupid and silly like this at a party....I am always the designated driver....Oh well....at least I have not suffocated someone ...So well done!  You are awesome... xo ;)

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Lucy Parsons

Hey Cherie!! My boss was telling me about the place that he takes his kids trampolining and they serve Prosecco. I told him I thought it would be a good poem and I was gonna write one! And here we are! Lol, I had fun with this one but it took me about 3 weeks to complete. I find poems from the heart easier, these ones take a bit more brain power. I'm glad it made you smile. The limbo thing was actually me with one of my mates!! Just mashed it altogether. xxxxx <3 <3 <3

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