In life there are many things that you shouldn’t do,
Like hug a wild bear or box a kangaroo,
But mainly the worst and probably most obscene,
You should never drink prosecco on a trampoline.
I went to a party of pointy nosed people,
With a champagne tower as high as a steeple,
Everyone was dancing and having much fun,
But little did they know that the fun had just begun.
For a lady called Pauline had drunk too many glasses,
And decided she would limbo with the lower middle classes,
After topping up her prosecco by a waiter called Eugine,
She then drew her attention to the kiddies’ trampoline.
Now it’s been a long time since Pauline did gymnastics,
But after a few more bubbles she became quite enthusiastic.
So she bounded and she leaped with glass in hand,
And bounced through the sky, which was rather unplanned.
At this point I should tell you that Pauline is rather large,
And has a bigger behind than Nicki Minaj,
Her landing was unfortunate, of that we’d all agree,
As she landed on the face of the vicar drinking tea.
The host of the party was understandably devastated,
Considering he threw a party where a priest was suffocated.
So if you throw a party, don’t make it too extreme,
And don’t you ever drink prosecco on a trampoline.