You Should Never Drink Prosecco On A Trampoline
In life there are many things that you shouldn’t do,
Like hug a wild bear or box a kangaroo,
But mainly the worst and probably most obscene,
You should never drink prosecco on a trampoline.
I went to a party of pointy nosed people,
With a champagne tower as high as a steeple,
Everyone was dancing and having much fun,
But little did they know that the fun had just begun.
For a lady called Pauline had drunk too many glasses,
And decided she would limbo with the lower middle classes,
After topping up her prosecco by a waiter called Eugine,
She then drew her attention to the kiddies’ trampoline.
Now it’s been a long time since Pauline did gymnastics,
But after a few more bubbles she became quite enthusiastic.
So she bounded and she leaped with glass in hand,
And bounced through the sky, which was rather unplanned.
At this point I should tell you that Pauline is rather large,
And has a bigger behind than Nicki Minaj,
Her landing was unfortunate, of that we’d all agree,
As she landed on the face of the vicar drinking tea.
The host of the party was understandably devastated,
Considering he threw a party where a priest was suffocated.
So if you throw a party, don’t make it too extreme,
And don’t you ever drink prosecco on a trampoline.
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Ha ha brilliant!
- Syd
Hi Syd!!! Thank you! Xxxx ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Hello Lucy...
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Great fun write!
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
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Hey Birdie!! Thank you!! Glad you enjoyed it! Xxxxx❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
All Champagne is sparkling wine but not all sparkling wines are Champagne.
Since Champagne is aged longer on the yeast particles (called lees), it will often have a cheese rind like flavor that in finer examples comes across as toasty or biscuit-like. Since the wines are aged in bottles under high pressure the bubble finesse is fine, persistent and sharp. Vintage-dated Champagnes often have almond-like flavors along with orange-zest and white cherry.
Prosecco tends to have more present fruit and flower aromas which are a product of the grape. Because the wines are aged in large tanks with less pressure Prosecco bubbles are lighter, frothy and spritzy with less persistence. Finer Prosecco wines often exhibit notes of tropical fruits, banana cream, hazelnut, vanilla and honeycomb.
Anyhow, enough with the wine tasting lesson, heh-heh.
This was absolutely hilarious, Lucy.
Thank you for the belly laugh. I sure needed it!
~Dean ??
Hey Dean! Thanks for the wine lesson lol ??? Glad it made you laugh xxxx ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
It sure did and I'm grateful for it!
Great stuff, Lucy... ;)
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Hey Wayne!! ???? glad it made you laugh!! Thank you xxxx ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Very funny, I thought it was going to go another way, I drank to much prosecco before, its not great on the stomach, If you know what I mean, great poem Lucy.
Thank you Gerard! Xxxx ❤️❤️❤️❤️
LOL!!! Glad you liked it Barto! xxxx <3 <3 <3