Humourous

When the Duke boys tried to jump over my house, they crashed through the middle.
The damn General...

I'll tell you the reason why my neighbor's head has a big dent.
I mowed his yard and cleaned his...

I have a neighbor who is obnoxious and rude.
For the last 10 years, we've been having a feud....

alt tear knitted title –
how I spent thee better part of January 4th 2018

hey yo' Donald,...

The man with chewing gum stuck to his shoe
Was at a loss at what to do
He could not reach his...

Even though you complain because you have thirteen kids to feed,

You don't agree...

It's Black Friday and I grabbed the last iPad.
When I grabbed it, it sure made people mad.
...

Soul's softly caressed
Breathe exhaled with troublesome
Releasing body's anchor
...

Rock is dead, because people like you killed it!!!

Quote from; Jerry Russo
"A wise truthful...

Her name is Plum, she's six years old and she's a beauty queen.

But she and her...

Facebook fakebook
Lets do another takebook
Singlebook,minglebook
Send a little...

In 2004, the animated movie
“The Incredibles” comes out
about a family of four
who...

When I refused to buy my son a Nintendo Switch, he turned on me.

He gave away all...

I am well Because nothing is there in mind Happy that no one is there to remind I should become so kind...

You'll never guess what I found at the dump.

I found and soon sold an antique gas...

It hurts after love,like you been hit by a bus. Except in your chest. Easier to just change a tire.

"I want you" , she whispered,
whisky breath in my ear.
That was the first thing that went...