Humourous

"I want you" , she whispered,
whisky breath in my ear.
That was the first thing that went...

I have climbed up Mount Everest
It didn't take long.
I rescued a beautiful lady
From...

One hand on hip, her face at tilt
With every step her class is built
Cashmere draped upon her...

Multiple words that make the list
Must ring profound with a twist.
Thoughts scatter to and...

"Let's go dancing", she said
as she opened the door
"thought we were doing dinner, Sheila"...

Impatient
Impatient is what we are
Impatient is what I am
And so is strong
But...

(circa 2015)

The Saturday evening

pork chops, sour kraut and

mashed...

Inspired by Greg Etsells powerful poem, “My New Life”

The year now is three thousand one,...

I dumped SuperGirl because her boobs are hard as rocks.

They are literally harder...

When everything seems the same and nothing changes
It is up to you to make this world completely...

Paper open, fear inside,

3 dead, their sure it's homicide.

I turn the page I must read on...

Hole one, par 4, driver, ball on tee,

I'm Nicklaus, I'm Hogan, I'm Woods, I'm Seve.

My...

This is another funny story, about Linda’s and my trip;

It happened on our way out west, before...

In the summer of nineteen ninety four, Linda and I took a very long trip;

One of the places that...

Where do you go

you escape everytime

you're not in the basket

and not on the line...

Spent our summers lying on the beach
In between working at the biscuit factory
Girls all...