Read All About It
Paper open, fear inside,
3 dead, their sure it's homicide.
I turn the page I must read on,
the papers never get things wrong.
"Extra extra........................... SNOW"
Why so dramatic??? I don't know.
βNo trains will run, don't go outside,
A man once slipped on ice and died.
Giant snowflakes set to fall,
so big they'll surely kill us all."
I turn the page,
"Extra extra COCA COCA KILLS."
Startled I jump, my coke can spills.
βFull fat coke is certain death.......β
I'll just drink diet coke instead.
βExtra extra DIET COKE WORSE THEN FULL FATβ
Noooo, I stop and read it back,
no wonder I'm a hypochondriac.
Don't drink, don't smoke, don't eat you'll choke,
No cheese, no milk, no bread, no coke.
City living, climate change, being too forgiving, being strange,
Air pollution, broken hearts, revolution, diesel cars.
Caffeine, curry, Stress, worry,
Coffee, tea, Big macs, Mcflurry.
Ya morning slice of burnt toast,
To any type of Sunday roast.
Depression, frustration, obsession, elation.
Diarrhoea, constipation,
Sex toys, pleasure, porno mags,
pickles, pizza, plastic bags.
Burgers, biscuits, bubble baths,
Bottle feeding, breast implants.
Carbohydrates, pasta, rice,
Pork, potatoes, too much spice
All these things cause early death,
Too fat, too thin, to lack of breath.....
Read on, the boring showbiz page
Reality stars who got engaged,
Rapes and murders, terror acts,
Gruesome, bloody, sickening facts.
I close the paper filled with dread...
Fuck it, I'm going back to bed.
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Comments
Hi Jimmy!it was like looking in a mirror! that daily thing of wanting to know whats happening all around ..and yet being let down and confused by it all! I enjoyed it very much and it started my day off with a smile- thank you and welcome!!Β
Lodigiana x