Like headless chickens
They ran around
An icy wintry windswept
Football field at...
Straight up chilling on my couch Watching the simpsons on tv I heard a strange noise ...
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Day 1. My dearest Darling. Thank you so much for your most beautiful gift of a Partridge in a Pear Tree....
A good Geography teacher should never be able to tell a pupil to get lost!
Only if she's playing...
OK, so here we go!!!
1. But they do lay bunny balls
2. Because they employ them
3...
During the last two weeks, I've been living a nightmare. My wife's...
It was the spring of nineteen sixty two, my friend Roger and I were feeling all our oats;
We were...
When Santa got stuck up the chimney He couldn’t climb back out You girls and boys won’t get...
Tick-Tock, tick-tock, tick-tock. So fleeting is the time. The bills to pay, the clothes to wash, and the...
We kissed beneath April’s Pink Moon
We spooned in the light of May’s Milk Moon
We made love...
Too much pain & sorrow
My heart has bore the brunt.
For every fucking bastard
...
I I Stopped working and wrote this
I I don’t want the mansion on the hill anymore
I I want...
What a strange dream to have, dreamt I was eating a large marshmallow and when I woke up my pillow was...
Once upon a shopping day you see,
A lady was staring at me,
She asked if I remember her...
Don't know if I've ever told you before
But I'm the creative director
Of our cool little...
She thought she’d be cute
She thought she’s be funny
But I wasn’t laughing
When she...
