Scaring Little Old Ladies
Don't know if I've ever told you before
But I'm the creative director
Of our cool little community newspaper
It's quite the people connector
It's all about events and the 'goings on'
That interest the local folks
But I'm not averse to lighting things up
With an abundance of silly jokes
Keeps me out of damn mischief each day
Instead of walking the streets
Scaring the little old ladies half to death
Offering them goodies and sweets
Guess I sound like a lecherous old man
But I do get lonely at times
That's when wifey chains me to the porch
But I'm a sweet old loveable kind!
So it's finally out, now you guys can see
When not concocting silly rhymes
Desperately try to find ways to amuse me
Till wifey calls me in at nine!
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Wow I liked the wording man then again I love all your writings Jack I also like the picture you chose for this reminds me of the hag off of Prinessbride when princess cupcake has a dream lol anyhews I like this piece man and I'm glad to see that your writing about directors I was supposed to do a research paper on one soon in English lol fun right lol also I liked the funny ending anyhew catch ya on the flip side of things
Your comments are always very much appreciated my good friend! It's a great life... I keep telling myself that!!! LOL Cheers, Jack
Humor keeps humanity in line.
It sure do...
Hey Jack!!!........ it doesn't surprise me that you're sharing that great sense of humor of yours with your local paper.......... you make me smile almost every time I read you.......... and often times uproariously......... you're a pretty cool dude!!......... love to you and yours brother!!............ smiles.........T xo
Dear Tony!!! Your words turned me to mush... silly eh!!! Thank you SO MUCH for those kind words... they touched me deep down!!! Love to you and yours bro!!!... smiles back... Jack xx