WHEN SANTA GOT STUCK UP THE CHIMNEY FUNNY VERSION

When Santa got stuck up the chimney 
He couldn’t climb back out 
You girls and boys won’t get any toys 
I suffer with chronic gout 
My feet swell to the size of melons 
I’m physically impaired 
When Santa got stuck up the chimney
He needed a wheel chair 

When Santa got stuck up the chimney 
He really needed the loo
You boys and girls can’t have any toys 
Until I have a poo 
It’s rather smelly and runny,
i cant hold it anymore 
When Santa got stuck in the chimney 
he shat upon the floor  

When Santa got stuck up the chimney 
His waist was twice the size 
You boys and girls won’t get any toys 
If leave out mince pies 
I have a dicky tummy 
I’d rather eat some fruit 
When Santa got stuck up the chimney 
He filled the flue with puke