CHEWING GUM CURSE

The man with chewing gum stuck to his shoeÂ
Was at a loss at what to doÂ
He could not reach his phone or get to the doorÂ
He was literally stuck and rooted to the floorÂ
Then downstairs to his wife he did yell
This chewing gum on my shoe is giving me hellÂ
His wife rushed upstairs and could not believe her eyes
Her husband stuck to the floor what a funny surpriseÂ
The wife to her husband chuckled and did sayÂ
"I am here to save the day"
She pulled and gave an almighty yankÂ
The chewing gum gone the man had his wife to thankÂ
My advice is to eat chocolate or a sweetÂ
Unless of course you want gum stuck to your feet
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Comments
cute write linda j wright very humourous