CHEWING GUM CURSE

The man with chewing gum stuck to his shoe
Was at a loss at what to do
He could not reach his phone or get to the door
He was literally stuck and rooted to the floor
Then downstairs to his wife he did yell
This chewing gum on my shoe is giving me hell
His wife rushed upstairs and could not believe her eyes
Her husband stuck to the floor what a funny surprise
The wife to her husband chuckled and did say
"I am here to save the day"
She pulled and gave an almighty yank
The chewing gum gone the man had his wife to thank
My advice is to eat chocolate or a sweet
Unless of course you want gum stuck to your feet

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Comments
cute write linda j wright very humourous