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CHEWING GUM CURSE

CHEWING GUM CURSE

The man with chewing gum stuck to his shoe 
Was at a loss at what to do 
He could not reach his phone or get to the door 
He was literally stuck and rooted to the floor 

Then downstairs to his wife he did yell
This chewing gum on my shoe is giving me hell 
His wife rushed upstairs and could not believe her eyes
Her husband stuck to the floor what a funny surprise 

The wife to her husband chuckled and did say 
"I am here to save the day"
She pulled and gave an almighty yank 
The chewing gum gone the man had his wife to thank 

My advice is to eat chocolate or a sweet 
Unless of course you want gum stuck to your feet
 

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