Poem -

Breeding Like Rabbits

Even though you complain because you have thirteen kids to feed,

You don't agree that a vasectomy is what you need.

You won't let a doctor get anywhere near your testicles to give you a snip.

You can't stop breeding like rabbits because you can't keep your pants zipped.

You could use condoms but you won't do that either.

You can't keep your hands off your wife long enough to take a breather.

Now you've learned that your wife is pregnant again.

And what makes it worse is that she's going to have twins.

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Christopher Correia

very funny, Randy, enjoyed, this is a different subject matter for poetry, that's for sure, did enjoy, cheers man

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sparrowsong

Hello Randy...

The more Children they have the more money and benefits, earned income credits if someone is working they receive...

They don't see the money it takes to take of their own children...

I tried to explain to people what if they had to do it on their own, like back in the day when everyone took care of themselves and helped each other?

Before Food Banks and Toy Drives, and Welfare...

​​​​​​Most answers I got, Yeah Right...

Children help parents not to have to work...

They receive more from the Government if they earn less money...

Having Children is not a way to make a living...

If they had gun, I probably would have been shot...

The Parents eat well with Food Stamps, and some Public Schools have a Feeding Program to​​​​​ feed the Children...

People got real comfortable...

The kids learn quick...

How many Children have had Children?

Some belong to the Grandpa, Uncle, Brother, and Cousin...

Every lie, one day becomes the Truth...

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

 

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