Precious Plum

Her name is Plum, she's six years old and she's a beauty queen.

But she and her mama are two of the dumbest people I've ever seen.

They are so dumb that they can't pronounce tornado.

Plum likes to eat her boogers and her mama is a hoe.

Plum has a maybe daddy and his name is Boof.

He may not be her dad, they don't have any proof.

Plum's mama made her fight an alligator so she could get paid.

Plum won the fight by blowing up that alligator with a grenade.

This mother and daughter are a couple of hicks who are very silly.

Plum's mama is supposed to be a woman but I think she has a willy.

Plum's mama is an unfit mother and should be put under arrest.

Plum is the only six year old that I've ever seen who has breasts.



(Based on the short videos by Collegehumor.)