Meghan, Prince harry and me

Can somebody help me
Please help anyone
I am looking for my Meghan
And I don't know where she gone

All I know was she acting on suits
And I went to see her on the set
And they said she left with a red hair feller
And I haven’t seen her as yet

I look all over America
But I couldn’t find my Meghan Markle’s
In my eyes, you could see the sadness
They no longer have that glittery sparkles

Oh, where, oh where did my Meghan gone
I was asking everyone I see
But then Mrs. spinner told me
How she sees her at JFK with prince harry

That rich English bastard
He picks the wrong trini to mess with
I am going to England for him
And bowl some pace down his wicket

My and Meghan had a loving relationship
It was very simple, true and dear
Although we hardly saw each other
I always know that my Meghan was there

She was my girlfriend
Before harry come on the scene
He fools her and says that he is a king
And how he will make she a queen

"Money can’t buy love"
My darling Meghan use to say
But prince harry is a very rich guy
I guess the price of love went up yesterday

 But if harry thinks that she got away
He makes a big mistake
I hope he has insurance on the castle windows
Because everyone I’m going to break

So, I made a rubber slingshot
And buy a box of pitching marbles
And I going to shoot up Buckenham palace
Until I get back my Meghan Markle’s

When coming to love
My heart does wring like a wash rag
But I will never give up or surrender on Meghan
You will never see me waving a white flag

And I going to meet prince harry
I have my plane ticket for England
I walking straight to Buckingham palace
And going to take away Meghan

Now I standing out the castle
But I can’t get in at all
And Meghan is not answering at all
And I couldn’t get in the compound to jump over the wall

So, she left me for him
But I intend to win her back again
And leave that stupid prince harry crying
on the place floor in a lot of pain

But if he thinks that he got away
He better thinks again because it’s a lie
Because I intent to get back my Meghan
No matter how hard I have to try

So, I just stood there calling Meghan
Until she came out on the balcony
And she said “kaz I still love you
But now I’m married to prince harry and
now I have to fulfill my royal duties

well I left so heartbroken
I stop for fish and chips and a warm beer
And I saw  a Pakistani girl
Sitting by a table with two chairs

So, I ask her if I could join her
And we clicked and felt the chemistry
And I went to her home to meet her family
And I forget about Meghan Markles and prince harry