My Modeling Career

Stage fright I've always had
So I was delusional with this plan
Decided to do a runway show and get some fans
Common sense was lost and it all went bad

So I traveled to downtown for the show
There was a lot of handsome beau's
Stripping down naked - I didn't assume
Being naked all models in one room
Wedding gown in one hand
My eyes quickly scanned the room
All those pretty bodies I saw no flaws
Facing the wall off came the bra

Strike #1

Low and sexy gown on looking hot with my new boobs
Beau in arm rushing with the group
Headed for the runway
My heart pounding - I thought I'll make it through 
But my high heal got stuck in step no. 2
Off came the shoe in everyone's view
Show came to a halt
And I swear it wasn't my fault

Strike #2

Walking with my beau with his face in a scow
I stepped on the helm of that beautiful gown
Right when we started to turn around
I glanced at the crowd
I swear I heard someone laugh out loud

Strike #3 - I'm out

I never told anyone about that day
Now I'm sharing it on Cosmofunnel
Cause I find it funny today
The beginning and end to my modeling career
I quickly found a bar and had a beer