Poem -

Molly & her Mam

Molly & her Mam

Molly & her mother
They are not alike
Molly always drives a bus
Her Mam she rides a bike

Personalities are opposite
It is something that they say
Her Mam is easy going 
But Molly has to get her way

Molly is so old fashioned
She dresses like a fool
But her Mam is  like a model
People say she is so cool

Its strange they are so opposite
But opposites attract
So the two of them are the best of friends
Inseparable & that is that

Mother is a vegetarian
Its greens that she does eat
She cares too much for animals To consider eating meat

Miss Molly will eat anything
She doesnt really care
Her preference is chicken
& She adores cordon bleu

Mollys a size twenty
Looks abit of a state
Tho her Mother she works in the gym
& Is great at pumping weight

When they walk out together
People stop & stare
Its coz they look so very different
They are the most peculiar pair

Molly skirts look awful
They are well below her knees
Whilst her Mam she just wears minis
They are so chalk & cheese

Theres one thing they have in common
There singing is so flat
When they try to do a duet
Well they sound just like a cat??

 

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