ROLF THE GOLFER

Let me tell you about my friend Rolf 
He is very competitive at the game of golf 
One day he is awesome the next day he's crap 
Some would say he has a decent handicap 

On the green he is sometimes a nutter 
For the short putts he is a decent putter 
I remember the time he hit a hole in one 
It was late at night and everyone had gone 

So if you see Rolf give him my kind regards 
He's a competitive sort be it golf or cards