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THREE PEOPLE IN A BANK

They all met in a bank of all places one day
Quite appropriate with their names I have to say
First in the queue was the lovely Penny Wise
Rich Mann then entered he couldn't believe his eyes

Penny was so pretty as she waited for her cash
Rich approached her but Penny said she must dash
She explained to him her fiancée was outside 
Sorry she said but I will soon be a loving brideĀ 

Rich was disappointed and upset that is for sure
Penny told him he can't compete with Owen Moore
Owen and Penny were very much a loving couple
Rich said goodbye he wasn't looking for trouble

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