Poem -

ON THE LOOKOUT FOR BRIE

Today I decided to go shopping for some brie 
Proved to be difficult as you are about to see
Just fancied some with crackers for my tea
Wasn't expecting how hard the task would be

Sainsbury's, Tesco's, Asda answered me nay 
Told me to come back and visit another day
Looked to me other cheeses were in the way 
All this disappointment I felt like running away

Should I try another brand of cheese instead ?
Cheddar was there in both white and red
Wouldn't be as creamy it has to be said 
So many thoughts were entering my head

I finally made a decision right then and there
Brie and crackers I would no longer bother and care
Sure it was very upsetting and totally unfair 
That I could not find brie in the shops anywhere

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Terry Reeves

Good - although a bit cheesey.
It will come.
Terry.

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