HIS WIFE KNOWS ALL THE ANSWERS

Whose are the boots at the end of my bed ?
His wife replied to him they belong to Fred 
He was doing the garden for us she went on to say
That's why his boots are lying there today 

Whose is the new plant on my lounge window sill ?
His wife replied to him it belonged to Bill 
He bought it round while you were at the shop
Very thoughtful she continued and he didn't stop

Whose is the shirt hanging over my chair ?
His wife replied that it belonged to Pierre 
He left it for you as a little surprise and gift
She said to her hubby it is to give you a lift

A pair of boots, a shirt and a new plant 
The wife had the answers to avoid a rant
She would have to be careful with her suitors 
Maybe look online on one of those computers