Men

Bend it, twist it, crack it, break it
A woman’s limb is flesh counterfeit
Stretch the neck...

Tired of toiling in golden dust,
To labor long in roles of trust,
They gazed upon the queenly...

A fork to a gun
A smile to a scowl
A whore to a nun
A bark to a growl

Bitch,...

When it happened, I was very angry and I was also stunned.
My wife filed for a divorce just because...

Women are going to be holding the Chainsaws?

Going to the Mechanic?

Have to call a Plumber...

They like us dead, tied to their bed
Anything else than to see us ahead
They like us small,...

Lone walker through puddles of time
The sound of rain drops on the face

His mind is out of...

Sloppy kisses that are disgusting
I still feel the ick on my glossy lips
You looked like...

Powerful fin iridescent tail
Thing of beauty pearly pale
Happiest in waters to roam
...

You kneel in vain
You deserve nothing more than my disdain
You infect the earth like a virus...

It was today that Will made out his will
The same time that Bill paid for his bill
Both...

How many times do I have to do it to stop?
It’s a habit now I guess.
A routine.
Find...

Good men are rare to find.
These gems hide from the rest of the world. So that they don't fall prey...

The smallest room in the house,
Phew what a smell,
It smells so bad,
It's my lads,...

Let me tell you all about my friend Rita
She fell in love with a guy named Peter
He made his...

In one end of town lived a man named Peter
Gave warmth to others like an overused heater
...