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THE IGUANA AND MY BANANA

There he stood in Mexico so proud and tallĀ 
Green and slimy and certainly wasn't smallĀ 
Scales were visible on his neck and backĀ 
I had to go steady for fear of an attackĀ 

This is a tale of my encounter with an iguanaĀ 
Looked me up and down he was after my banana
I gently peeled it away from its bright yellow skin
Fed it to the iguana who ate it with a smiling grin

I then quickly made a very quick and hasty retreatĀ 
Not sure what to do if an iguana you should meetĀ 
Thank goodness I had my banana with meĀ 
Got me out of a pickle as you can plainly seeĀ 

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