Poem -

THE WONKY PHOTO FRAME

He loved that print so he brought a frame
So began the tale of this amusing little game
The print fitted just fine he looked for wall space
Decided it would look lovely next to mother's face

A few nails on the wall the frame was now ready
Something strange occurred made the frame unsteady 
He adjusted it to the left then to the right 
Wouldn't become straight try as he might 

This man was in a flummox what should he do
The print in the frame was wonky and askew 
Decided then to a friend he would call
He suggested another place on the wall

What a great suggestion this man thought 
Spent good money on this frame he had brought 
Alas another space and the outcome same 
Someone had sold him a dud photo frame

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