JUDGE'S DINNERTIME CHAIR

Courtroom canteen at dinnertime here comes the judge
His usual chair taken and the occupant won't budge
What a predicament for this high powered manÂ
If he can't sort it out then I'm sure nobody can
The prosecution and defence were also in the room
Both could see the poor judge's doom and gloom
Should they have a trial about the man in the chair
They could tell that the judge was not thinking it fair
The man in the chair presented his case so wellÂ
The defence would be up against it as I could tell
Dinnertime over and a verdict was never reachedÂ
The man in the judge's chair was not impeached

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Comments
Hahaha! LOVE it Kieran. This is one of your best writes in my opinion. Too brilliant to be true ;) all smiles. TFOTSÂ