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MOSQUITO AND DANNY DEVITO

Looking for blood was this naughty mosquito 
Found it one evening in the home of Danny DeVito
Danny was sound asleep in his luxurious bed
The mosquito didn't care and went for Danny's head

Poor Danny awoke startled and in pain 
His blood loss was the mosquito's gain
The doctor came round gave Danny some pills
Impressed with Danny's mansion in Beverley Hills

What happened to the mosquito I hear you say 
Having this blood he didn't hang about and stay
On the lookout for fresh blood don't you know 
He had an appointment later with Jay Leno

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Jim "The Lad" ....

Great theme! got a couple of chuckles!................................Jim

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