WORLD ADVENTURES

Have two lady friends from Holland who are double Dutch
I like them both enormously and so very much 
I dreamt last night of giving them a French kiss
In reality though I'm not sure if they would agree to this

So next morning I decided to ask my Czech mate
Is French kissing really fantastic and all that great ?
His answer to me was that it's enjoyable and fun
Far more exciting than an out of date Belgian bun

I thought for a moment and would make one my wife
Packed my bags not forgetting my Swiss army knife
Chinese whispers would follow that's certainly true
After all said and done I won't finish up Danish blue