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SOMETHING SILLY

Who invented the word walkie talkie ?
If I said it was me I'd be telling you a porkie
Got me thinking of others words like that
Fussy pussy a hard to please little cat 

Then of course there is the pregnancy test
Maybe baby is the name suited the best 
A breastie nestie are the words for a bra 
That was thought of by my aged grandpa

Defibrillators also have a funny name too 
I think hearty starty is so ideal don't you ?
I'm going to bed hopefully to rest very well
Don't want screamy dreamy nightmares from hell

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