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MISSING CROWN

Oh dear dear where did she put it down ? 
The dear Queen has misplaced her crown
Not at the stables when she fed the horse
The servants are showing lots of remorse 

Did she put it down for dinner or maybe tea
Where on earth can that crown possibly be
"Retrace your steps mother" Charlie said 
Did you have it on before you went to bed ? 

Poor Queen would have to make a claim 
What an embarrassment what a shame 
Let's hope for her sake it turns up soon 
She has an important function in June

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Being Me

Made me laugh!  Excellent x

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