MISSING CROWN

Oh dear dear where did she put it down ?Â
The dear Queen has misplaced her crown
Not at the stables when she fed the horse
The servants are showing lots of remorseÂ
Did she put it down for dinner or maybe tea
Where on earth can that crown possibly be
"Retrace your steps mother" Charlie saidÂ
Did you have it on before you went to bed ?Â
Poor Queen would have to make a claimÂ
What an embarrassment what a shameÂ
Let's hope for her sake it turns up soonÂ
She has an important function in June

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Comments
Check her coat pocket!
Made me smile.great write.
XD! You make me laugh every time Kieran!
Made me laugh! Excellent x