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TWO IMPORTANT SNAILS

Sally and Shirley are two very important snails 
Both were in charge of handling out emails 
They did it very slow of course but also very sure
Left the emails for all the animals by their front door

Sally gave the emails to the racoon and baboon 
Shirley was in charge of the bear, mare and hare
Other animals wanted their emails delivered too
The chinchilla and gorilla and the Aussie kangaroo 

The snails did their job better any man or orangutan 
Did a wonderful job according to zookeeper Stan
So if you see emails think of both Sally and Shirley 
Sally is the smaller one and Shirley is more burly 

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