Poem -

COMPLICATED CLASS

Mister Blackwood  was the teacher of this complicated class 
To remember the names of his pupils was a pain in the ass 
There was a Jonny and a Jimmy who sat next to Jean and Jane
Enough to send Mister Blackwood both forgetful and insane

The twins Donny and Denny looked almost the same 
Identical in looks and almost identical in name 
Poor Mister Blackwood had rhyming names in his class too
Jason and Mason with Jenny and Benny all had a point of view

Mister Blackwood was relieved to hear the bell at nearly four
A complicated class he had for certain and for sure 
He always rode home on his trusty and reliable old bike
Wished a pleasant evening from Michael or was that Mike ?

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linda lank

lol brought a smile to my face Linda

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