OOOOO ERRRRR MISSUS

 
Missus Reader doesn't like reading books 
Missus Cook doesn't like the food she cooks
Missus De'Ath is most definitely not dead 
These ladies wish for other names instead 

Missus Whittlingham-Jones has a very long name
Certainly puts a shorter name to shame 
Missus Freeman won't let her man go free
How upsetting for him I'm sure you agree

Missus Constable is not a policeman's wife 
She was Miss Sergeant in her previous life 
Men keep their names which is totally unfair 
With names like these it's just too much to bear