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ALPHABET SOUP

To get from A to C there is a B
Once at C you will find next a D
Move forward two letters is a G
Don't forget you've skipped F and E

Two letters from G is the letter J
H and I have not got in the way 
Once at J next to that is my initial K 
Moving forward twice M is now in play

L feels left out so I will put that right
Because after M is N for Night 
Everyone knows that O will be next
Are you still coping with this alphabet text

Ignoring the next two letters P and Q
You will arrive at R that's definitely true
Two letters forward and you're at U 
S and T are not forgotten to make a stew

So after U a lovely V does now appear 
Two letters on and Y is perfectly clear 
After Y I have finished at the letter Z 
W and X messed about with my head

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The fish of the sea

If I ran Cosmos this would win the contest. Sheer brilliance and lightness for all that poetry should be. Fantastic work Kieran, you are so under appreciated on this site...

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