PIPPA THE PURPLE PIG

Let me tell you all about Pippa the purple pig
Went into town sporting a most garish wig 
Why should she be purple I cannot say 
Don't know how she turned out to be this way 

Her shopping all done Pippa went for a drink 
No doubt the regulars thinking why she's not pink
She was used to the stares and the funny looks
When in came Lenny lion wearing a fetching tux 

The barman quickly showed Lenny the door 
Why this should be I don't know for sure 
Could be the fact that Lenny had no tie
That of course could be the reason why 

Pippa was silent and ordered drink number two
By the bar she noticed the keeper of the zoo
Quickly she hid herself into the ladies loo
As the zookeeper wondered what next he should do