SORRY MISTER PRESLEY

It wasn't my fault I put it down to the boozeÂ
I'm guilty of stepping on those blue suede shoesÂ
Mr Presley was all shook up with this newsÂ
Went to the Heartbreak Hotel no time to loseÂ
I was looked down upon with suspicious mindsÂ
For in the ghetto I'm afraid it takes all kindsÂ
Later I was sent to the jailhouse to obviously rock
A little less conversation now taking stockÂ
So nothing to say and certainly no dialogue
I was treated quite literally like a hound dogÂ
Stepping on those shoes certainly wasn't clever
Time to make my escape it's now or never

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Comments
Love reading your poems out loud Kieran. They always cheer me up!