THE YES MAN

Whatever the question he always answers yes
Hasn't heard of the word no that's my guess
In some instances it gets him into trouble 
Other times instead of a single he gets double 

I recall the time that he and I went for a meal
Ordering the food you can imagine was an ordeal
The waiter looked at him rather perplexed 
At a loss on what he should possibly do next 

His wife looks after this man who never says no
He has a large family that just continues to grow
One day he may shock us with a negative reply 
Then again my friend have you seen pigs fly ?