DUDLEY

Let me tell you all about a chap named Dudley
To the women folk in town he is nice and cuddly 
His mates at the pub know him as Dud 
A real love machine and also a stud 

Dudley happened to be in town the other day
When an attractive and pretty lady came his way
She fell for his patter as many have done before
Soon Dudley was there outside her bedroom door 

Give me five minutes she said and then come in
When her back was turned she let out a grin 
Dudley did what was asked and obident as can be
Still unaware at what delights he was about to see 

Five minutes later and he couldn't believe his eyes 
This young lady proved to be a mistress of disguise 
Beneath the make up and the wonderful wig 
There was a man waiting with muscles so big