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ELVIS THE ELEPHANT

Elvis the elephant lived in a crowded zoo
Loved lots of visitors people just like you 
Why is he called Elvis I hear you say 
Well he listens to him to start his day 

Each morning there is played an Elvis song 
This happy elephant moves his body along
Sways as if he's dancing to the Elvis tune
Was first noticed in the hot month of June 

One song that stands out from all the rest
Suspicion is what this elephant liked best
If you see Elvis please say hello from me
You know now how his name came to be

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