Poem -

IT TAKES TWO

It takes two people to form a queue 
A musical duo is always two 
There is no point wearing just one shoe
More than one is needed for a rendezvous 

It takes two feet to walk anywhere 
Two is needed if you have love to share
Sometimes two can be referred to as a pair
Odd socks worn and people just stare 

It takes two windscreen wipers on your car
To wipe away the wet both near and far
A leading actor always needs a co-star 
Double bogey in golf is two over par 

Noah famously took two animals on his ark
That I consider to be the ultimate benchmark 
Two parts of the day are light and dark 
Will go now have other poems to embark

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