Humour

Isn't it rich? Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground and you in mid-air,
send in the...

This is a tale about a snob and a yob
Both were out of work and needed a job
The snob came...

Five Beatles and a Groupie

Hey John, she said
You sure
Look a lot like Ringo
...

The snail and the slug were best of friends
To call them slow well that often offends
Both...

He arrived urgently at just before three
It was a doctor that he wanted to see
A boil...

I am unnoticed not many of you see me
Come in handy when making a cup of tea
For if...

I'm your dirty little secret that's used every day
On the bath or sink us where I happen to lay...

My childhood dog; a rescue; nothing royal,
As a puppy; so cute! he grew up loyal!
Followed me...

It takes two people to form a queue
A musical duo is always two
There is no point wearing...

The bare footed man went into town today
Socks to him he will say just get in the way
No...

This funny bunny
Stole some honey
Doesn't carry money
Which isn't funny

These...

Elvis the elephant lived in a crowded zoo
Loved lots of visitors people just like you
Why is...

Let me tell you all about dear Bobby Haynes
Makes his fortune in life through ill gotten gains...

Mister Short met Mister Long in town today
One wanted to stay the other to get away
Onto the...

Harvard said no
Like many others

Hell Arizona state
Said they would
Have to...

Fiddlesticks!! I am fed up already of this awful rain

Pitter pattering pretty patterns on my...

Fate..

Before me lies..
my fate..
If you fail
to diet..
You die.......