Humour

I am unnoticed not many of you see me
Come in handy when making a cup of tea
For if...

I'm your dirty little secret that's used every day
On the bath or sink us where I happen to lay...

My childhood dog; a rescue; nothing royal,
As a puppy; so cute! he grew up loyal!
Followed me...

It takes two people to form a queue
A musical duo is always two
There is no point wearing...

The bare footed man went into town today
Socks to him he will say just get in the way
No...

This funny bunny
Stole some honey
Doesn't carry money
Which isn't funny

These...

Elvis the elephant lived in a crowded zoo
Loved lots of visitors people just like you
Why is...

Let me tell you all about dear Bobby Haynes
Makes his fortune in life through ill gotten gains...

Mister Short met Mister Long in town today
One wanted to stay the other to get away
Onto the...

Harvard said no
Like many others

Hell Arizona state
Said they would
Have to...

Fiddlesticks!! I am fed up already of this awful rain

Pitter pattering pretty patterns on my...

Fate..

Before me lies..
my fate..
If you fail
to diet..
You die.......

Ok ok.
Please, give me a breath
Take note,
Take stock
More thoughts…
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He invited all his friends to a party last night
So many characters it was really quite a sight...

It wasn't my fault I put it down to the booze
I'm guilty of stepping on those blue suede shoes...

Went through life wanting to be loved,
Yet; started off being bullied and shoved!
Given words...