Humour

Went through life wanting to be loved,
Yet; started off being bullied and shoved!
Given words...

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When we hear music
I think it is the beat
I’ve noticed I’m not the only one
Who...

She flew to the Cuckoos nest coz she thought that he would be there

But alas he had ran away and...

Believe me when I say it's not easy being me
I will give you some clues who I shall be
Kept...

"I'm tired" said the wheel just driving around
The radio inside wasn't making a sound
"Wish...

Today I bought a new razor
Now I'm beard free
The wife can see
A whole new me ....

A tongue twisting tale about Jim and Kim
Kim is a her and Jim is definitely a him
Met each...

If my spoon could talk what would it say
Almost certainly please don't put me away
...

Traveled out to the golf course,
Looking forward to it all week!
Not playing well; but no...

Mary had a frog

Mary used to have a lamb but now she has a frog.
She came upon it quite by...

Born in Athens he was obviously Greek
However certain things made him unique
When it comes...

I want a woman that notices me soon as I walk through the door.
​​​Someone who can tell my mood...

Alexa does everything for this lazy man
Like putting on the TV or opening a can
Poor Alexa...

Billy boy Morris was known for dropping a clanger
He bought a new car that was a complete...

Oh dear dear where did she put it down ?
The dear Queen has misplaced her crown
Not at the...

I went to a carribean takeaway
ordered snapper, plantain, hard dough bread.
through clenched...