Poem -

The Cuckoos nest 🤣

The Cuckoos nest 🤣

She flew to the Cuckoos nest coz she thought that he would be there

But alas he had ran away and left his excrement on the chair

And it absolutely stunk the loony bin out but nobody did care

As all the patients had sat in it squashing it everywhere..
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Well she asked his caseworkers where on earth he had went

But the only information that she heard was he was mumbling the word “Kent”

Then she reminisced about when they used to have a tent

She spent the night with him there when the poles got bent..
                              ~
Well she drove in a hurry to that camping site

When sure enough she had found him, the lasses was right

Passerby’s had phoned the police because of his repulsive sight

Hanging around the caravan park covered in shite !!!

 

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Jill Tait

Teehee I am in a mischevious mood 🤣❤️💕❤️

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Jill Tait

🤣🤣🤣❤️💕❤️💙

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