Humour

Sally and Shirley are two very important snails
Both were in charge of handling out emails
...

Mister Blackwood was the teacher of this complicated class
To remember the names of his pupils was...

Kaz and Daz were best mates with Jane and Wayne
All four decided on a lovely long holiday to Spain...

For me inspiration comes in the dead of night.
When the stars are out and the moon is bright....

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We're out shopping,
My mum, her friend and I
(Her son).
When they gravitate towards...

Who invented the word walkie talkie ?
If I said it was me I'd be telling you a porkie
Got me...

It began with that moment, Its The In Thing To Do,
Instagram famous, she wanted it too.
With...

My neighbour said that he was on the patio, oh no,
I thought it may be called a terrace in India or...

Heroic love.

No star
too far
no light
too bright
no cream
too...

They all met in a bank of all places one day
Quite appropriate with their names I have to say...

He loved that print so he brought a frame
So began the tale of this amusing little game
The...

Fruit is a thing that appears in the world today
Not just for eating but also what people say...

Mowing my lawn on a fine summer's day
Enjoying the fresh air I have to say
I saw something...

Before golden opportunity
(goes no argh hue mint
the way of Long John Silver)
doth...

Mr Silly String wasn’t that long
but he was oh so talented
and mighty strong
People...