Humour

Alexa does everything for this lazy man
Like putting on the TV or opening a can
Poor Alexa...

Billy boy Morris was known for dropping a clanger
He bought a new car that was a complete...

Oh dear dear where did she put it down ?
The dear Queen has misplaced her crown
Not at the...

I went to a carribean takeaway
ordered snapper, plantain, hard dough bread.
through clenched...

Sally and Shirley are two very important snails
Both were in charge of handling out emails
...

Mister Blackwood was the teacher of this complicated class
To remember the names of his pupils was...

Kaz and Daz were best mates with Jane and Wayne
All four decided on a lovely long holiday to Spain...

For me inspiration comes in the dead of night.
When the stars are out and the moon is bright....

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We're out shopping,
My mum, her friend and I
(Her son).
When they gravitate towards...

Who invented the word walkie talkie ?
If I said it was me I'd be telling you a porkie
Got me...

It began with that moment, Its The In Thing To Do,
Instagram famous, she wanted it too.
With...

My neighbour said that he was on the patio, oh no,
I thought it may be called a terrace in India or...

Heroic love.

No star
too far
no light
too bright
no cream
too...

They all met in a bank of all places one day
Quite appropriate with their names I have to say...

He loved that print so he brought a frame
So began the tale of this amusing little game
The...