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Carribean takeaway blues

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Drillah77.2
Carribean takeaway blues

I went to a carribean takeaway 
ordered snapper, plantain, hard dough bread.
through clenched teeth they hissed.
' Cha! we naaaah have no fish.'
so I bought two lamb patties instead.

boom boom!

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Food Humour Hunger
Poetry Genre: 
Comedy Limerick Nonsense
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The fish of the sea

Clever, nonsensical and hilarious. I enjoyed the spite. How very diverse you are my friend!

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