Humour

Mr Silly String wasn’t that long
but he was oh so talented
and mighty strong
People...

Here is a poem and a stupid game to play
All about names but turned round another way
Blame...

An amusing little thought just entered my head
I'm going to write a poem that features the letter...

Today I decided to go shopping for some brie
Proved to be difficult as you are about to see
...

Academic double barreled lyrical jazz,
a dusty thesaurus, of worn out phrases,
The plot...

My wife bought a brand new sweater
From John Lewis’ superstore
A fruity red little number...

The camel in the zoo got the hump one day
No other zoo animals wanted to play
The...

You are my sunshine,
My twisted sunshine,
You make me happy, when you're in slay,
You...

Every so often,
I find words escape me.
They sadden and madden,
Then start to...

Maleficent, monstrous, enormous anomaly,
What formidable, teeth bearing beast stands in front of me...

So I have travelled to be with you today
We ate lunch and you wanted me to stay
I thought...

Here's a little laugh to end your day
Concerns a man who walks a different way
He walks...

She made a pledge just the other day
Twenty four hours and nothing could she say
...

Johnny McDougall was a mighty fine Scot
With his tartan kilt he was very easy to spot...

The day of Jack Thomas couldn't get any worse
Boy did he swear and boy did he curse
Getting...

The chicken went into a pub just the other day
Left his money behind so for a drink he couldn't pay...