POP THE QUESTION

I want a woman that notices me soon as I walk through the door.
​​​Someone who can tell my mood straight away and know exactly how to greet me.
I need a woman who will listen to me moan and grumble, laugh at my jokes. Conversate with me about what's going on in the world. Or simply help me out with a crossword answer.
At the same time she should  be able to judge when I just want to be left  alone to reflect by myself quietly in my own little  corner. 
This woman should be strong enough to help me up  if ever I fall.
Brave enough to tell me that enough is enough .
sweet enough to keep me coming back for more.
I want a woman to perform her duties with a smile on her face.
I already know a woman like this and next time I see her I'm going to pop the question. 
"Barmaid, can I get a pint of Fosters and a packa ready salted please?"